| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
It was weird to wake up without your hugs or your arm instantly around my waist the moment I roll over. It wasn’t sad though, the memories are too sweet to be sad <3
My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
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shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
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Most girls get a jumper or a baggy t-shirt. My boy leaves me socks..I guess I can deal haha
OH LORDY LORDY LORD! Greatest joy in finishing a 1500 word assignment that is due tomorrow afternoon.
Better start that other one that’s due on Friday :/
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in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
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